Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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