Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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