Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
