6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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