girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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