he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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