doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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