just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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