I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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