I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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