my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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