But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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