LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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