I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Boobs speak an international language.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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