No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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