Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize