the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I have post one night stand depression
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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