we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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