dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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