i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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