do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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