i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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