big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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