is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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