shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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