We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
