4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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