Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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