I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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