You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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