sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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