It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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