Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I need a beard to bite.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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