i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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