Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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