The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Randomize
