it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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