toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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