Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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