So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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