pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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