I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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