Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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