farters have to be the big spoon...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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