Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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