He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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