The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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