Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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