It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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