Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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