Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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