Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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