Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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