well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
false alarm. still invincible.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Randomize