No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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