Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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