Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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